backseat delegate

vonnegutism:

goodnight to crazy people only

creepymutelilbugger:

theoneofwhomisblue:

But heres the drinker

he is dinking ‼️

snoopyboopysoupy:

tumkaafiho:

they’re scared cuz under socialism strap gets you pregrant

ⓘ this post was flagged by fact checkers as truer words never been spoken

vivy-nx:

angelhive:

lesb0:

actually THIS is the only good tiktok

This is literally what it’s like

lifewithchronicpain:

Based on this post

Have you ever to Disneyland or Disney World?

I have never been

I have been once or twice

I have been multiple times

I go annually

I decided to be kind and add an answer between once or twice and annually.

Bonus question, how many of you as kids started to figure out the wealthy kids based on all your classmates who went to Disney every year and you never went once? I think I figured it out by 8.

thesmegalodon:

benihana-circumcision:

benihana-circumcision:

benihana-circumcision:

killwizard:

girlzero:

lurking on r/machinists and it’s good

@benihana-circumcision

i find that machining as a profession is incredibly compatible with the specific blueprint of autism mapped out by reddit infrastructure

i love manufacturing

rslashrats:

connection

partywithponies:

Being obsessed with your own OCs but literally never creating any art or content for them is such a curse. You’ll be like “this reminds me of blorbo from my head :)”, and everyone else will just be like “? who thef uck”

i wanna kms like all the time every day lately but im sitting here like “I CAN HANDLE 40 HOURS A WEEK YEAH SURE MHMM ITLL GET BETTER! IT’LL EVEN OUT!” like When Will It Tho

sigmadecay:

sigmadecay:

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

When I was in Norway at the Gojira show a guy in the pit grabbed me & said “open your mouth”

And I did

He suspected (correctly) that I was dehydrated & was judging by the color of my tongue

But I fully heard “open your mouth” & thought “wow this stranger is going to spit in my mouth”

And then, naturally, I thought “well let’s see where he’s going with this”